Thursday, January 03, 2008

Airtel..Reliance..Vodafone..Idea..BSNL...

Life before marriage is AIRTEL"
u can express ur self ".

During honeymoon is RELIANCE"
Always get in Touch ".

After Honeymoon is HUTCH "
Wherever u go ur wife Network follows".

After one year Life is IDEA "
ur wife can change ur life".

After 10 years Life is BSNL"
Subscriber is not reachable "?????????

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Short Story - Charge for Where to tap

A giant ship engine failed. The ship's owners tried one expert afteranother, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine.

Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was ayoung. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top tobottom.

Two of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping he wouldknow what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something.Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammeraway. The engine was fixed!

A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars.

"What?!" the owners exclaimed. "He hardly did anything!"So they wrote the old man a note saying, "Please send us an itemizedbill."

The man sent a bill that read:
Tapping with a hammer....................... $ 2.00
Knowing where to tap.......................... $ 9,998.00

Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort makes all thedifference!